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"Now, right over here there's going to be some congestion, so get off I-95 and take the Hutchinson River Parkway."

Congestion Evasion Device.

"Actually, that helicopter is my ride. When I said I was never going to be stuck in holiday traffic again, I meant it."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Desert Island Fantasies

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Crib Escape

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

Tweaking the CV.

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Fox hunting.

"Thank god we're out of the city."

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

Dreaming of Holidays.

Wishing Well

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

Tsunami Evac Route

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

Prisoner Crossing

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

'Step on it, Larry.'

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'