Traffic Escape Artist Gifts

Is your traffic escape artist someone who loves to bend the rules with wit and style? Find unique gifts that capture their rebellious spirit, from humorous mugs to bold t-shirts, all celebrating their knack for creative escape. Whether they’re a master at finding shortcuts or just enjoy the thrill of the getaway, our collection offers a playful nod to their daring personality.

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"Now, right over here there's going to be some congestion, so get off I-95 and take the Hutchinson River Parkway."

"Now, right over here there's going to be some congestion, so get off I-95 and take the Hutchinson River Parkway." mockup

"Now, right over here there's going to be some congestion, so get off I-95 and take the Hutchinson River Parkway."

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Congestion Evasion Device.

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"Actually, that helicopter is my ride. When I said I was never going to be stuck in holiday traffic again, I meant it."

"Actually, that helicopter is my ride. When I said I was never going to be stuck in holiday traffic again, I meant it." mockup

"Actually, that helicopter is my ride. When I said I was never going to be stuck in holiday traffic again, I meant it."

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'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.' mockup

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

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"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

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"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..." mockup

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

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"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband." mockup

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

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"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir." mockup

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

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"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband." mockup

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

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"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye." mockup

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

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An alleyway leads to a scenic area. mockup

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

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Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them. mockup

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

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Desert Island Fantasies

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Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo! mockup

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

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Crib Escape

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Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman mockup

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

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Tweaking the CV.

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'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!' mockup

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

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'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...' mockup

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

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Fox hunting.

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"Thank god we're out of the city." mockup

"Thank god we're out of the city."

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"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

"My entire family's coming for the holidays." mockup

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

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'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.' mockup

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

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An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

An office worker daydreams about a new poster. mockup

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

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Dreaming of Holidays.

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Wishing Well

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"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it." mockup

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

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"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?" mockup

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

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Tsunami Evac Route

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'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.' mockup

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

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Prisoner Crossing

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"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan." mockup

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

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'Step on it, Larry.'

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'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.' mockup

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

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'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.' mockup

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

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Traffic Escape Artist Gifts Collection

Traffic Escape Artist Mugs

Discover a range of mugs perfect for the traffic escape artist—quirky, witty, and designed to start conversations.

Traffic Escape Artist Pillows

Browse our humorous pillows, great for adding personality and a playful touch to any home or office.

Traffic Escape Artist Prints

Explore our art prints that celebrate daring escapes and creative shortcuts—ideal for wall decor that sparks laughter.

Traffic Escape Artist T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts that capture the clever and rebellious side of traffic escape artists with humorous and bold designs.