"Now, right over here there's going to be some congestion, so get off I-95 and take the Hutchinson River Parkway."
Traffic Escape Artist Mugs
Find playful mugs that salute the traffic escape artist in your life, with jokes and designs that make every coffee break a moment of clever mischief.
Congestion Evasion Device.
"Actually, that helicopter is my ride. When I said I was never going to be stuck in holiday traffic again, I meant it."
'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'
"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."
"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."
"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."
"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."
"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."
"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."
An alleyway leads to a scenic area.
Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.
'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'
Crib Escape
'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'
Tweaking the CV.
Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!
Desert Island Fantasies
Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman
'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'
Wishing Well
'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'
"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."
Fox hunting.
"Thank god we're out of the city."
"My entire family's coming for the holidays."
Dreaming of Holidays.
An office worker daydreams about a new poster.
"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"
Tsunami Evac Route
'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'
Prisoner Crossing
On Holiday
'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'
"Ambitions... to retire on full pay and just go fishing."
Traffic Escape Artist Mugs Collection
Traffic Escape Artist Pillows
Browse our humorous pillows, great for adding personality and a playful touch to any home or office.
Traffic Escape Artist Prints
Explore our art prints that celebrate daring escapes and creative shortcuts—ideal for wall decor that sparks laughter.
Traffic Escape Artist T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts that capture the clever and rebellious side of traffic escape artists with humorous and bold designs.