Traffic Escape Dreamer Mugs

Flying Coach Beating Traffic

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Better times ahead.

Desert Island Mishap

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

Anywhere but here

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

The Electric Car

Stop Smoking Program.

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

The sun luring people to the sea

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

The Road With No Vanishing Point.

Pirates

Holiday rental with panoramic views...

Very Happy balloons are leaving a city to be received by very happy clouds.

Sleeping Tiger

"Apparently, my self-driving car doesn't like driving in the snow, because it took it upon itself to drive 1,200 miles to somewhere warm while I wasn't paying attention."

"Could you keep it down please!"

"There goes our attorney, headed for Florida."

Glad we moved out of the City

'A new cash crop for Alabama'

"It's not a rescue, it's the IRS and my ex-wife's lawyer."

"I'm determined to beat the traffic, I just need to work out how they fly."

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control

It's The Highway For People Who Hate To Drive

"Wrinkles are the roadmap of a well lived life." "I think I've just found the M25."

Moses crosses the Grand Central Parkway

Did Mitch Dream about his office in Barbados, or did he dream about Barbados in his office?

"He's either the dumbest sheep I ever saw, or the world's biggest optimist."

"Now, right over here there's going to be some congestion, so get off I-95 and take the Hutchinson River Parkway."

'Maybe you're a 'man on a deserted island' cliche because you want to be a man on a deserted island cliche.'