Traffic Jam Escapist Mugs

Giant bike rides over cars.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'Now there's a movement I could get behind.'

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Commutobile

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'I'm going to be a little late.'

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

Heavy Traffic.

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

Desert Island Roundabout

The sun luring people to the sea

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

'Honey, don't wait with the supper. I'm in a traffic jam and I fear this will take a very, very long time...'

Screw Driver.

London Welcomes Carfull Drivers

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

"Do you want me to empty the ashtray over your head now?"

Freeways in the Supermarket

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.