Traffic Jam Escapist Gifts

Giant bike rides over cars.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'Now there's a movement I could get behind.'

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Commutobile

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'I'm going to be a little late.'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

Heavy Traffic.

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

The sun luring people to the sea

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

Desert Island Roundabout

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

'Honey, don't wait with the supper. I'm in a traffic jam and I fear this will take a very, very long time...'

Clown on unicycle on highwire.

London Welcomes Carfull Drivers

Screw Driver.

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

I told you we should have taken the other maze.