Traffic Jam Survivor Gifts

"Try honking again."

'Mercy sakes, Rubber Duck. Looks like we got us a convoy!'

"The salesman said that this was the ideal car for life in the fast lane."

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

Construction Delays Ahead.

'Sorry I'm late. Couldn't find a parking space so I crashed into the building.'

'Hi, it's me. I'm going to be late. I'm stuck behind a bloody tractor!'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Good - next exit. Better - 10 miles. Best - 20 miles.

"After you!"

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

Fred prays that he remembered to put on clean underwear that morning.

'It starts up OK, then gets stuck in traffic.'

"Bloody caravans..."

'I'm going to be a little late.'

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

"I feel as if we've known them for years."

A London taxi driver speaks. . .

'I hope you're satisfied! ? you just caused the worst traffic jam in history!'

Reality check...next 20 miles.

NO Flippin' The Bird! Next 27 miles.

I'm giving you a parking ticket!

Car leaves toll booth which has a bell in it.

'If God had inteded us to fly, he would have made it easier to get to the airport.'

The Three Bears and Gridlock: The story of a family whose house was raided while they were stuck in traffic.

Remembrance of things passed.

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

'Can you push a little faster, dear? Everyone's passing us.'

Traffic slowing to a crawl then speeding up for no apparent reason next 5 miles.

Hulk smash

Road sign at busy junction reads: 'Give Up'.

Road rage.

Stuck in Traffic

Learner snail in front