Bob's personal journey of spiritual growth gets bogged down behind some idiot going half the speed limit.
Traffic Survivor Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for a traffic survivor? Our collection captures the spirit of overcoming daily commuting challenges with playful designs and uplifting messages. Whether it’s a mug to start their day or a pillow to unwind, find a gift that celebrates their resilience and adds a touch of humor to their on-the-go life. Show your support and appreciation for the road warriors who keep moving forward, no matter what traffic throws their way.
Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."
Road work ahead - Be prepared to stop.
Dammit merge.
"That was Elijah. He's stuck on the Garden State."
Lost in the shuffle, Bob refused to stop and ask for directions.
Road Construction Blues.
"I'll be a bit late... sorry."
GOOD LUCK!
"No, I've never been to the Hamptons, but I have been in hellish traffic."
Man driving car using feet: 'Stinkin' hybrid!'
'Yes, I am angry, but not at him. I'm angry because I didn't think of doing it.'
Holiday Sales: The Starting Line
"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."
If you were a criminal you'd be home by now!
'Hold on, I have to throw a little road rage at this guy beside me.'
All Roads Closed for Repair
You know, I'll bet there's enough time to get out and water that traffic barrel.
Just Another Bumper Sticker.
Last Parking space for 250 miles.
The first stage of road rage & other misguided attacks
Taxi in congestion - Thank you for not getting out and walking
Watch Out For The Idiot Behind The Guy In Front Of You.
Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.
As the traffic gridlock passed the three-hour mark, the crazed mob made a desperate move.
Family having barbecue in traffic jam.
'You've grown so old!'
Snail-paced traffic.
'Clifford found that during heavy traffic one small prang and his airbag could double as a pillow.'
Road Rage Venting Center (next exit)
'Hey, buddy, why have your triumph during rush hour?'
Espresso Lanes
"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"
California Drivers License
"Yes, I was a little late again, but it isn't like I have any control over the traffic or how many daily puzzles keep coming out!"
Traffic Survivor Gifts Collection
Traffic Survivor Mugs
Explore our collection of fun and inspiring mugs designed specifically for traffic survivors—brighten their mornings with humor and encouragement.
Traffic Survivor Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that celebrate traffic resilience—ideal for relaxing and reminding traffic survivors of their strength.
Traffic Survivor Prints
Decorate with inspiring prints for traffic survivors—bring humor and motivation into their everyday space.
Traffic Survivor T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt for traffic survivors in our clever and uplifting collection—adding humor and style to their daily routine.