Street Survivor Gifts

'My corns tell me when there's rain about - they get wet!'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Commutobile

Waiting for Pants

"The trees are laughing at us."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

Grim Reaper walks through an urban environment wearing a gas mask.

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

Lost in the shuffle, Bob refused to stop and ask for directions.

Road Construction Blues.

'Don't give me that! I know for a fact, he was in my flowerbeds!!'

'I simply don't understand the requirement to pay people more just to live in London!'

Desert Island Drone...

"I just want to learn enough to be able to survive the train to work."

Taxi in congestion - Thank you for not getting out and walking

Fox Holes

Generation Rend. Young man rending his garments in anguish at extortionate rents.

Appointment for Central London Executive - With Car and Parking Space

Confessions on a plane.

Espresso Lanes

Life in a food desert.

"Yes, I was a little late again, but it isn't like I have any control over the traffic or how many daily puzzles keep coming out!"

"No, I've never been to the Hamptons, but I have been in hellish traffic."

Parking? I don't think so.

Family having barbecue in traffic jam.

'Clifford found that during heavy traffic one small prang and his airbag could double as a pillow.'