Urban Life Survivor Gifts

Turn that noise down ! (II)

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Dog Walking Services

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

e-shoes

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Pigeon Little

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Hoodie Hang-out

Touring Cyclist

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

City Marathon.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"I have no thumbs."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

The Streets - Night

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Commutobile

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Mr Metrosexual.

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"The end of my favorite series is near."