Urban Life Survivor Gifts

Turn that noise down ! (II)

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Dog Walking Services

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

e-shoes

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Pigeon Little

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

City Marathon.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Hoodie Hang-out

Touring Cyclist

"I have no thumbs."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

The Streets - Night

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

Mr Metrosexual.

Commutobile

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"The end of my favorite series is near."

Tower Hamlets