Suburb Survivor Gifts

Looking for a gift that honors the resilient suburb survivor? Our collection captures the humor, strength, and unique spirit of those who thrive amidst challenges. Whether it’s a humorous mug, a quirky t-shirt, or a cozy pillow, these items celebrate their ability to keep going, no matter what the neighborhood throws their way. Perfect for anyone who faces life's hurdles with a smile and a resilient heart, these thoughtfully designed products add a touch of wit and warmth to their everyday life.

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'Don't give me that! I know for a fact, he was in my flowerbeds!!'

'Don't give me that! I know for a fact, he was in my flowerbeds!!' mockup

'Don't give me that! I know for a fact, he was in my flowerbeds!!'

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"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues." mockup

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

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Commutobile

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"The trees are laughing at us."

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"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives." mockup

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

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"This city is becoming unlivable." mockup

"This city is becoming unlivable."

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"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies." mockup

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

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"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation." mockup

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

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Grim Reaper walks through an urban environment wearing a gas mask.

Grim Reaper walks through an urban environment wearing a gas mask. mockup

Grim Reaper walks through an urban environment wearing a gas mask.

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'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.' mockup

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

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'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!' mockup

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

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Appointment for Central London Executive - With Car and Parking Space

Appointment for Central London Executive - With Car and Parking Space mockup

Appointment for Central London Executive - With Car and Parking Space

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Life in a food desert.

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Fox Holes

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"I just want to learn enough to be able to survive the train to work."

"I just want to learn enough to be able to survive the train to work." mockup

"I just want to learn enough to be able to survive the train to work."

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'I simply don't understand the requirement to pay people more just to live in London!'

'I simply don't understand the requirement to pay people more just to live in London!' mockup

'I simply don't understand the requirement to pay people more just to live in London!'

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"The Imaginary Playmate Meets the Invisible Fence"

"The Imaginary Playmate Meets the Invisible Fence" mockup

"The Imaginary Playmate Meets the Invisible Fence"

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'The world's first riding lawnmower.' mockup

'The world's first riding lawnmower.'

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Generation Rend. Young man rending his garments in anguish at extortionate rents.

Generation Rend. Young man rending his garments in anguish at extortionate rents. mockup

Generation Rend. Young man rending his garments in anguish at extortionate rents.

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Stuart's grand plan to bring the good-time steel drum vibe of the Caribbean to Belle Haven, Connecticut, hits its first snag...

Stuart's grand plan to bring the good-time steel drum vibe of the Caribbean to Belle Haven, Connecticut, hits its first snag... mockup

Stuart's grand plan to bring the good-time steel drum vibe of the Caribbean to Belle Haven, Connecticut, hits its first snag...

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"The house is staged beautifully. The only thing left is to tell Duane to go inside during showings."

"The house is staged beautifully. The only thing left is to tell Duane to go inside during showings." mockup

"The house is staged beautifully. The only thing left is to tell Duane to go inside during showings."

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"Tell you the truth - I ain't feelin' all that Hitchcockian."

"Tell you the truth - I ain't feelin' all that Hitchcockian." mockup

"Tell you the truth - I ain't feelin' all that Hitchcockian."

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"It ran amok."

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Burbivore

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COVID-19 in the Big Apple.

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'Goddamn traffic...I'm late for my meditation class.'

'Goddamn traffic...I'm late for my meditation class.' mockup

'Goddamn traffic...I'm late for my meditation class.'

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'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'

'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.' mockup

'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'

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Couple in garden, "Look - Lawrence of suburbia."

Couple in garden, "Look - Lawrence of suburbia." mockup

Couple in garden, "Look - Lawrence of suburbia."

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Next 5 Exits: Five sprawling suburbs that look so much like each other even WE can't tell the difference any more. Best of luck to you.

Next 5 Exits: Five sprawling suburbs that look so much like each other even WE can't tell the difference any more. Best of luck to you. mockup

Next 5 Exits: Five sprawling suburbs that look so much like each other even WE can't tell the difference any more. Best of luck to you.

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'Great! To top it all off, I've been put on hold!'

'Great! To top it all off, I've been put on hold!' mockup

'Great! To top it all off, I've been put on hold!'

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Chronically Unemployed.

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Subway rider holds onto man's tie. mockup

Subway rider holds onto man's tie.

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ahhh...peace and quiet...

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"There's suburbia for you: halfway there, then everything grinds to a halt."

"There's suburbia for you: halfway there, then everything grinds to a halt." mockup

"There's suburbia for you: halfway there, then everything grinds to a halt."

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Suburb Survivor Gifts Collection

Suburb Survivor Mugs

Discover more spirited mug designs that honor the suburb survivor—witty, warm, and perfect for everyday inspiration.

Suburb Survivor Pillows

Find cozy pillows that showcase the suburb survivor’s unstoppable spirit—comfort with a witty twist.

Suburb Survivor Prints

Browse prints that highlight resilience and humor—perfect for decorating the space of any suburb survivor.

Suburb Survivor T-Shirts

Explore our t-shirts that celebrate resilience and humor—ideal for the suburb survivor with a bold sense of self.