Suburb Survivor Mugs

'Don't give me that! I know for a fact, he was in my flowerbeds!!'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Commutobile

"The trees are laughing at us."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

Grim Reaper walks through an urban environment wearing a gas mask.

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

Appointment for Central London Executive - With Car and Parking Space

Life in a food desert.

Fox Holes

"I just want to learn enough to be able to survive the train to work."

'I simply don't understand the requirement to pay people more just to live in London!'

"The Imaginary Playmate Meets the Invisible Fence"

'The world's first riding lawnmower.'

Generation Rend. Young man rending his garments in anguish at extortionate rents.

Stuart's grand plan to bring the good-time steel drum vibe of the Caribbean to Belle Haven, Connecticut, hits its first snag...

"The house is staged beautifully. The only thing left is to tell Duane to go inside during showings."

"Tell you the truth - I ain't feelin' all that Hitchcockian."

"It ran amok."

Burbivore

COVID-19 in the Big Apple.

'Goddamn traffic...I'm late for my meditation class.'

'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'

Couple in garden, "Look - Lawrence of suburbia."

Next 5 Exits: Five sprawling suburbs that look so much like each other even WE can't tell the difference any more. Best of luck to you.

'Great! To top it all off, I've been put on hold!'

Chronically Unemployed.

Subway rider holds onto man's tie.

ahhh...peace and quiet...

"There's suburbia for you: halfway there, then everything grinds to a halt."