Suburb Survivalists Mugs

Next 5 Exits: Five sprawling suburbs that look so much like each other even WE can't tell the difference any more. Best of luck to you.

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"He loves his leaf blower."

Commutobile

'Arf! Arf!'

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

"Where are redactions when you need them?"

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Cafe Burns.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"The trees are laughing at us."

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

Island and man

Jim Evans - Father, husband and darn good eatin'.

Scare Doe

"Now do you believe me?"

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"

Starving explorer.

Desert crawler following water

'Ready or Not here I come.'