Urban Survivalists Mugs

Life in a food desert.

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

Commutobile

'Arf! Arf!'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"The trees are laughing at us."

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

Running out of Gas.

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Island and man

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

'Ready or Not here I come.'

Starving explorer.

Desert crawler following water

"Now do you believe me?"

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"

Scare Doe

Jim Evans - Father, husband and darn good eatin'.

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

'Are you sure this is just a mirage we're crawling through?'

"Aw, crud!! My cellphone battery just died! What are we gonna do?"