Urban Survival Mugs

'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Dog Walking Services

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

e-shoes

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Pigeon Little

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Hoodie Hang-out

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

"I have no thumbs."

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

No Immediate Danger

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

City Marathon.

Touring Cyclist