Urban Survivalist Mugs

'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'

'I think this 'debt-free living' is over-rated.'

'Great! To top it all off, I've been put on hold!'

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

"This city is becoming unlivable."

Commutobile

"With people's busy schedules these days, it's a wonder they all can find the time to be out to get me."

Don't Get Involved...

Chronically Unemployed.

"Welcome back to high prices, low pay, pollution, mugging, traffic jams, overpopulation, and taxes!"

Grim Reaper walks through an urban environment wearing a gas mask.

Homeless man capturing discarded cigarette.

'I've managed to avoid most of life's pitfalls -- what got me was the chuckholes.'

Fox Holes

"I like to think it as my pied-a-terre."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Arf! Arf!'

"The trees are laughing at us."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"Yes, I'm alone."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

Hard Hat Area/Hard Nosed Area.

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

Running out of Gas.

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

Island and man

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"