Suburb Survivor Prints

'Don't give me that! I know for a fact, he was in my flowerbeds!!'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Commutobile

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"The trees are laughing at us."

"This city is becoming unlivable."

It was going to be a subdivision, but they ran out of snow. Chilly Hills Estates.

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

Grim Reaper walks through an urban environment wearing a gas mask.

"The Imaginary Playmate Meets the Invisible Fence"

Appointment for Central London Executive - With Car and Parking Space

Life in a food desert.

Fox Holes

Generation Rend. Young man rending his garments in anguish at extortionate rents.

'I simply don't understand the requirement to pay people more just to live in London!'

"I just want to learn enough to be able to survive the train to work."

'The world's first riding lawnmower.'

Stuart's grand plan to bring the good-time steel drum vibe of the Caribbean to Belle Haven, Connecticut, hits its first snag...

"The house is staged beautifully. The only thing left is to tell Duane to go inside during showings."

"Look lady, I told you before; anything over one-hundred pounds you gotta take to the dump yourself."

"It ran amok."

COVID-19 in the Big Apple.

"Tell you the truth - I ain't feelin' all that Hitchcockian."

Burbivore

'Goddamn traffic...I'm late for my meditation class.'

'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'

'Great! To top it all off, I've been put on hold!'

Couple in garden, "Look - Lawrence of suburbia."

Next 5 Exits: Five sprawling suburbs that look so much like each other even WE can't tell the difference any more. Best of luck to you.

Whole family rushing to see a newly laid egg

ahhh...peace and quiet...

Subway rider holds onto man's tie.