Suburban Survivalists Prints

"It ran amok."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"He loves his leaf blower."

'Arf! Arf!'

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

Commutobile

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"Where are redactions when you need them?"

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"Yes, I'm alone."

"The trees are laughing at us."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

Island and man

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Starving explorer.

Desert crawler following water

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

'Ready or Not here I come.'

Scare Doe

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"

"Now do you believe me?"

Jim Evans - Father, husband and darn good eatin'.