Suburban Survivalists Gifts

"It ran amok."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"He loves his leaf blower."

'Arf! Arf!'

Commutobile

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

"Where are redactions when you need them?"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"The trees are laughing at us."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Island and man

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

Jim Evans - Father, husband and darn good eatin'.

'Ready or Not here I come.'

Scare Doe

"Now do you believe me?"

Starving explorer.

Desert crawler following water

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'