City Survivor Gifts

"The parking is terrible, so we decided to never do anything again."

COVID-19 in the Big Apple.

'Of course you can have some water Jimmy. We just have to wait for the people upstairs to turn their faucet on first.'

"I told him he wouldn't survive here without a car..."

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

Desert Island BBQ

Commutobile

"The trees are laughing at us."

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'I'm looking for a toothpaste that combats Tokyo, Kansas city and Suburban Portland along the gum line.'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

Charities Fueling Cities

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

"I'll have my people stalk, kill and devour your people."

Grim Reaper walks through an urban environment wearing a gas mask.

Rashomon of West 84th Street

'Don't give me that! I know for a fact, he was in my flowerbeds!!'

Meanwhile, Deep in the Rain Forest...Save the Cities

'I simply don't understand the requirement to pay people more just to live in London!'

"I just want to learn enough to be able to survive the train to work."

Life in a food desert.

Appointment for Central London Executive - With Car and Parking Space

Generation Rend. Young man rending his garments in anguish at extortionate rents.

Fox Holes

"Why anyone should look forward to a subway series is beyond me."

"Please excuse, Tom, Mom and Dad! He's worked the last ten years in a large city hospital and has no practice with chit chat!"

"Look - an urban legend."

'Goddamn traffic...I'm late for my meditation class.'

'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'

'Great! To top it all off, I've been put on hold!'

"Man, how I hate these Friday afternoon gridlocks!"

Chronically Unemployed.

"Here lies...died on-line."

'I wish the human upstairs would take his boots off!'