City Chaos Survivor Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who’s mastered the art of surviving city chaos? Our collection features clever, humorous items that capture the nerve and wit needed to thrive amidst urban madness. Whether they’re a busy commuter, a relentless e-mailer, or just someone who finds humor in the daily hustle, these products are a fun nod to their city survivor spirit. Brighten their day with something that celebrates their ability to keep smiling through the city’s hustle and bustle.

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Man In Cage Getting Through Passers By mockup

Man In Cage Getting Through Passers By

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"Look! No hands!"

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"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin." mockup

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

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Giant slug attacks a city

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Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat. mockup

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

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'Mostly we just block traffic.'

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Charities Fueling Cities

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'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!' mockup

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

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"I've had to leave the city: the noise pollution was making it difficult for me to fly safely..."

"I've had to leave the city: the noise pollution was making it difficult for me to fly safely..." mockup

"I've had to leave the city: the noise pollution was making it difficult for me to fly safely..."

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'... and the kids are screaming and the house is a disaster, and my husband finally get gets home and says 'how was your day?'... so I bit his head off.'

'... and the kids are screaming and the house is a disaster, and my husband finally get gets home and says 'how was your day?'... so I bit his head off.' mockup

'... and the kids are screaming and the house is a disaster, and my husband finally get gets home and says 'how was your day?'... so I bit his head off.'

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"I just want to learn enough to be able to survive the train to work."

"I just want to learn enough to be able to survive the train to work." mockup

"I just want to learn enough to be able to survive the train to work."

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"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam." mockup

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

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Appointment for Central London Executive - With Car and Parking Space

Appointment for Central London Executive - With Car and Parking Space mockup

Appointment for Central London Executive - With Car and Parking Space

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'I simply don't understand the requirement to pay people more just to live in London!'

'I simply don't understand the requirement to pay people more just to live in London!' mockup

'I simply don't understand the requirement to pay people more just to live in London!'

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Generation Rend. Young man rending his garments in anguish at extortionate rents.

Generation Rend. Young man rending his garments in anguish at extortionate rents. mockup

Generation Rend. Young man rending his garments in anguish at extortionate rents.

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It doesn't pay to own a cuckoo clock and a dog at the same time.

It doesn't pay to own a cuckoo clock and a dog at the same time. mockup

It doesn't pay to own a cuckoo clock and a dog at the same time.

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Wet Paint on a Pedestrian Crossing mockup

Wet Paint on a Pedestrian Crossing

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'Did it ever occur to you that this may be nothing more than a personality clash?'

'Did it ever occur to you that this may be nothing more than a personality clash?' mockup

'Did it ever occur to you that this may be nothing more than a personality clash?'

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Submarine emerges on top of building mockup

Submarine emerges on top of building

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'Daddy, the toaster has stopped working again.'

'Daddy, the toaster has stopped working again.' mockup

'Daddy, the toaster has stopped working again.'

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"Please excuse, Tom, Mom and Dad! He's worked the last ten years in a large city hospital and has no practice with chit chat!"

"Please excuse, Tom, Mom and Dad! He's worked the last ten years in a large city hospital and has no practice with chit chat!" mockup

"Please excuse, Tom, Mom and Dad! He's worked the last ten years in a large city hospital and has no practice with chit chat!"

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COVID-19 in the Big Apple.

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'Goddamn traffic...I'm late for my meditation class.'

'Goddamn traffic...I'm late for my meditation class.' mockup

'Goddamn traffic...I'm late for my meditation class.'

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Dept. of Traffic Disruption.

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One day he hoped to be clean and sober. But for now, clean would do.

One day he hoped to be clean and sober. But for now, clean would do. mockup

One day he hoped to be clean and sober. But for now, clean would do.

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"Man, how I hate these Friday afternoon gridlocks!"

"Man, how I hate these Friday afternoon gridlocks!" mockup

"Man, how I hate these Friday afternoon gridlocks!"

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Noise: An Overview.

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"I told him he wouldn't survive here without a car..."

"I told him he wouldn't survive here without a car..." mockup

"I told him he wouldn't survive here without a car..."

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'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming!'

'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming!' mockup

'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming!'

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"The parking is terrible, so we decided to never do anything again."

"The parking is terrible, so we decided to never do anything again." mockup

"The parking is terrible, so we decided to never do anything again."

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'Have you considered a career in town planning?'

'Have you considered a career in town planning?' mockup

'Have you considered a career in town planning?'

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"The 9.23 train is cancelled...new timetables will be arriving at 9.46, 10.15 and 11.07."

"The 9.23 train is cancelled...new timetables will be arriving at 9.46, 10.15 and 11.07." mockup

"The 9.23 train is cancelled...new timetables will be arriving at 9.46, 10.15 and 11.07."

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"I'm sure there's something I've forgotten!"

"I'm sure there's something I've forgotten!" mockup

"I'm sure there's something I've forgotten!"

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City Chaos Survivor Gifts Collection

City Chaos Survivor Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for city chaos survivors—quirky, witty, and perfect for every coffee lover from the city streets.

City Chaos Survivor Pillows

Discover pillows that bring humor and comfort to the city dwellers—perfect for relaxing after surviving another busy day.

City Chaos Survivor Prints

Browse prints that capture the essence of urban life—humorous, inspiring art for the city survivor’s home or office.

City Chaos Survivor T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts celebrating urban resilience—fun, witty designs that speak to the city survivor in everyone.