City Chaos Survivor Pillows

Man In Cage Getting Through Passers By

"Look! No hands!"

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Giant slug attacks a city

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Life is simpler in the sticks.

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

"I've had to leave the city: the noise pollution was making it difficult for me to fly safely..."

Charities Fueling Cities

'... and the kids are screaming and the house is a disaster, and my husband finally get gets home and says 'how was your day?'... so I bit his head off.'

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

"I just want to learn enough to be able to survive the train to work."

Appointment for Central London Executive - With Car and Parking Space

'I simply don't understand the requirement to pay people more just to live in London!'

Generation Rend. Young man rending his garments in anguish at extortionate rents.

It doesn't pay to own a cuckoo clock and a dog at the same time.

Wet Paint on a Pedestrian Crossing

'Did it ever occur to you that this may be nothing more than a personality clash?'

Submarine emerges on top of building

COVID-19 in the Big Apple.

'Daddy, the toaster has stopped working again.'

"Please excuse, Tom, Mom and Dad! He's worked the last ten years in a large city hospital and has no practice with chit chat!"

'Goddamn traffic...I'm late for my meditation class.'

Dept. of Traffic Disruption.

"Man, how I hate these Friday afternoon gridlocks!"

"Mmmmpph!!!"

Noise: An Overview.

"I told him he wouldn't survive here without a car..."

"We are currently experiencing high call volumes..."

One day he hoped to be clean and sober. But for now, clean would do.

'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming!'

"The parking is terrible, so we decided to never do anything again."

'Have you considered a career in town planning?'

"I'm sure there's something I've forgotten!"