Traffic Sufferer Gifts

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Quality Control

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Dog Crossing

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Family traits.

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

The Forever Stamp

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'I'm going to be a little late.'

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Heavy Traffic.

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. II

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'