Traffic Sufferer Pillows

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Quality Control

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Dog Crossing

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Family traits.

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

The Forever Stamp

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'I'm going to be a little late.'

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

Heavy Traffic.

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. II

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

Screw Driver.

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'