Traffic School Survivor Pillows

'Your educational background worries me - four years high school, two years college, and six years of traffic school.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Dog Crossing

Bob's Driving School.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Family traits.

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

'I'm going to be a little late.'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

Show Jumping Tantrums

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

Learner driver is a crash test dummy.

Heavy Traffic.

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

Man with Stop Signs.

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

Screw Driver.

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

How you can tell that the environmentalists won the elections...