Traffic School Survivor T-Shirts

'Your educational background worries me - four years high school, two years college, and six years of traffic school.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Dog Crossing

Bob's Driving School.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Family traits.

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

'I'm going to be a little late.'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

Show Jumping Tantrums

Learner driver is a crash test dummy.

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

Heavy Traffic.

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

Man with Stop Signs.

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

Screw Driver.

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

How you can tell that the environmentalists won the elections...

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"