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Speed Limit 65 - Your Speed 00 - Your Blood Pressure 180/90.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Commutobile

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Alabama Traffic Jam

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

'I'm going to be a little late.'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

Heavy Traffic.

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

Desert Island Roundabout

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

Screw Driver.

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.