Traffic Jam Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Expect delays.

Dinosaur SUV's

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Dog Crossing

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Family traits.

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

'I'm going to be a little late.'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Heavy Traffic.

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

'Warning! Signs damaged by careless drivers or vandals will NOT be replaced!'

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

Desert Island Roundabout

Clown on unicycle on highwire.

"Do you want me to empty the ashtray over your head now?"

Screw Driver.

Freeways in the Supermarket

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

London Welcomes Carfull Drivers