Traffic Jam Enthusiasts Gifts

Expect delays.

Dinosaur SUV's

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Dog Crossing

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Family traits.

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'I'm going to be a little late.'

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Heavy Traffic.

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

Desert Island Roundabout

'Warning! Signs damaged by careless drivers or vandals will NOT be replaced!'

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

Freeways in the Supermarket

London Welcomes Carfull Drivers

Screw Driver.

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

"Do you want me to empty the ashtray over your head now?"

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

All-way stops.

Highway construction...next 70 miles. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN!