Traffic Jam Explorer Gifts

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

Supermarket Traffic

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Commutobile

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Trouble parking in Brighton

'Don't start an argument - you know how you hate intravenous feeding.'

Desert Island Roundabout

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

I told you we should have taken the other maze.

'Honey, don't wait with the supper. I'm in a traffic jam and I fear this will take a very, very long time...'

Freeways in the Supermarket

London Welcomes Carfull Drivers

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.

"All this talk about self-driving cars. I can't see the benefit. They'll never catch on. Believe me son, people like to drive."

Man sees boar running down road and yells, 'Road Hog!'

'They had the idea to fix the roads by killing mass transits.'

Expect delays.

The citizens of Fullerton, Nebraska, celebrate the historic meeting of East and West Coast Suburban Sprawl.

"He hit some bad email traffic on the way to work this morning."

"I want to get off the parkway." "Thirty-five cents! First window please!"

'When is everyone else going to be driven off the road?'

"I think I'm getting road rage."

'Traffic Jam'

"Why are these bloody trucks constantly stopping traffic???!"

Pied Piper walking down the middle of the road: 'It's the latest idea to control the rat run.'

'Why do they call it the school RUN Mummy?'

Andrew's own nose cuts him off just to spite his face.