Traffic Jam Jester Gifts

"Sorry for merging into you. You were in my blind spot."

Clown Car Lane: 10 or More

'Bloody government giving in to road lobby again...'

'Early traffic rudeness.'

Desert Island Roundabout

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

Welcome to Rancho Del Denial: Another sprawling, fast-growing suburb in a geographic region virtually devoid of water, but hey - do we look worried?

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Commutobile

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

'Don't start an argument - you know how you hate intravenous feeding.'

Trouble parking in Brighton

Practice random turn signals & senseless acts of braking.

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

Now entering new york city... move it, a*****e!

'Honey, don't wait with the supper. I'm in a traffic jam and I fear this will take a very, very long time...'

London Welcomes Carfull Drivers

Freeways in the Supermarket

I told you we should have taken the other maze.

'Where'd you learn to drive!?'

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

Sign: Gritty Urban Experience, Next 10 Exits.

Man sees boar running down road and yells, 'Road Hog!'

"I think he's saying keep apart two chevrons."

"All this talk about self-driving cars. I can't see the benefit. They'll never catch on. Believe me son, people like to drive."

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

Car Crash Due to Duel controls..

This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.

Pensioner on a mobility scooter who leaves run over pedestrians in his wake has a sign reading 'How's my driving?'