Traffic Jam Enthusiast Gifts

'Here is the traffic news. Jams are building on the A35 as the relaxation of the planning laws take effect.'

'They had the idea to fix the roads by killing mass transits.'

Man trapped on an island surrounded by cars

Freeways in the Supermarket

Fun City Update

London Welcomes Carfull Drivers

'Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?'

Welcome to HOLLYWOOD...Caution! Stars, entourages & paparazzi blocked traffic 9PM-5AM.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Sign reads 'PETROL Inc.' 'I've been in a traffic jam... hundreds of cars with running engines... the air was blue because of the exhaust fumes... oh, that lovely smell of money!'

Traffic Copter Crash

Andrew's own nose cuts him off just to spite his face.

White Helmets in a Traffic Jam

"He hit some bad email traffic on the way to work this morning."

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

"Why are these bloody trucks constantly stopping traffic???!"

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Quality Control

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Dog Crossing

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Commutobile

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Family traits.

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'I'm going to be a little late.'

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

'EXIT -Next Exit.'