Traffic Chaos Enthusiast Gifts

Road chaos as new gas pipe is laid.

"They used to blow the ferry horn without warning. One time I made it to the dock before the boat did!"

Quality Control

Dog Crossing

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Family traits.

'It's a slow trap.'

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

'Warning! Signs damaged by careless drivers or vandals will NOT be replaced!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. II

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

Freeways in the Supermarket

Play Rush Hour

London Welcomes Carfull Drivers

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

All-way stops.

This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.

'Doc, I'm alway getting mixed signals.'

Snail Crossing.

What's in your back seat? Nothing. There's paper everywhere, and dirty clothes, and something that smells like a drunk threw up and then rolled around in it. That looks like ancient cheese. Introducing: The flaw. You haven't cleaned this since the '90s. Big whoop.

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

'They had the idea to fix the roads by killing mass transits.'

Expect delays.

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

Bus: Rolling cans upstairs, old crocks downstairs.

Clark gets nailed.

Speed Limit.

"Why are these bloody trucks constantly stopping traffic???!"

"He hit some bad email traffic on the way to work this morning."

Desert crawler sees cactus holding speed camera.

Merge left...merge right...converge center....

'And he wants to be a road block!'