Traffic Chaos Aficionado Gifts

'Warning! Signs damaged by careless drivers or vandals will NOT be replaced!'

Quality Control

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Dog Crossing

Family traits.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. II

Freeways in the Supermarket

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

"How am I rampaging?"

London Welcomes Carfull Drivers

Play Rush Hour

All-way stops.

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

What's in your back seat? Nothing. There's paper everywhere, and dirty clothes, and something that smells like a drunk threw up and then rolled around in it. That looks like ancient cheese. Introducing: The flaw. You haven't cleaned this since the '90s. Big whoop.

'Doc, I'm alway getting mixed signals.'

This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.

Expect delays.

'They had the idea to fix the roads by killing mass transits.'

Bus: Rolling cans upstairs, old crocks downstairs.

Speed Limit.

Clark gets nailed.

"Why are these bloody trucks constantly stopping traffic???!"

"He hit some bad email traffic on the way to work this morning."

Merge left...merge right...converge center....

'And he wants to be a road block!'

White Helmets in a Traffic Jam

Fun City Update

Geese can be very inconsiderate --- They honk and tailgate.

"I'm pretty sure the cars are stopping because of the red light camera rather than your glare."

Andrew's own nose cuts him off just to spite his face.