Traffic Tangle Enthusiast Gifts

Lemming Rush Hour.

Quality Control

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Dog Crossing

Family traits.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

'Warning! Signs damaged by careless drivers or vandals will NOT be replaced!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. II

Freeways in the Supermarket

London Welcomes Carfull Drivers

Play Rush Hour

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

All-way stops.

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

'Doc, I'm alway getting mixed signals.'

This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.

Expect delays.

'They had the idea to fix the roads by killing mass transits.'

I think I may have scratched your car Capt. McRae...

"Damn it—I think I just butt-donated to a charity."

Speed Limit.

Clark gets nailed.

"Why are these bloody trucks constantly stopping traffic???!"

"He hit some bad email traffic on the way to work this morning."

Merge left...merge right...converge center....

"They used to blow the ferry horn without warning. One time I made it to the dock before the boat did!"

'High Five!'

Andrew's own nose cuts him off just to spite his face.

Dinosaur SUV's

"I'm pretty sure the cars are stopping because of the red light camera rather than your glare."

White Helmets in a Traffic Jam

Fun City Update