Traffic Enthusiast Gifts

"Hey, is this great traffic, or what?"

"If you have to drive that slow, put on your emergency flashers to warn other drivers. Or better still, wear a hat."

Crossing the street.

"Ah, noise, people, traffic. I missed this."

A List; B List; Everyone else.

Merge left...merge right...converge center....

Crossroad.

A red light smirks at a smirking family.

Dog Crossing

"I have been parked here since quarantine started. i can't wait to get stuck in traffic again."

"Go on... We dare you!"

"I'm pretty sure the cars are stopping because of the red light camera rather than your glare."

Dog responding to traffic sign saying 'Sit Stay'.

Family traits.

Stop Moses Crossing

'Doc, I'm alway getting mixed signals.'

'And he wants to be a road block!'

Speed Limit.

Clark gets nailed.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Stop signs take over yield signs.

"My people have seventeen words for traffic."

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

Quality Control

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Dadgum this color blindness."

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

Gas Pedal Sticking?

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. II

'Warning! Signs damaged by careless drivers or vandals will NOT be replaced!'

Freeways in the Supermarket

London Welcomes Carfull Drivers

Play Rush Hour

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.