Traffic Enthusiasts Gifts

All-way stops.

Quality Control

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Dog Crossing

Family traits.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

Gas Pedal Sticking?

'Warning! Signs damaged by careless drivers or vandals will NOT be replaced!'

'Let me through! I'm an intern!'

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

Freeways in the Supermarket

Play Rush Hour

London Welcomes Carfull Drivers

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

Limos, trucks, S.U.V.s, rush past me in a breeze. Passing by... without a nod, while here I stand playing God...'

This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.

'Doc, I'm alway getting mixed signals.'

Expect delays.

'They had the idea to fix the roads by killing mass transits.'

"Why are these bloody trucks constantly stopping traffic???!"

Speed Limit.

Clark gets nailed.

Adopt-A-Highway Program. Sign up here. We'd like to adopt easy street.

No Parking.

"He hit some bad email traffic on the way to work this morning."

Merge left...merge right...converge center....

Andrew's own nose cuts him off just to spite his face.

'High Five!'

'And he wants to be a road block!'

White Helmets in a Traffic Jam

Dinosaur SUV's