Traffic Enthusiasts Pillows

All-way stops.

Quality Control

Dog Crossing

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Family traits.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

'Warning! Signs damaged by careless drivers or vandals will NOT be replaced!'

'Let me through! I'm an intern!'

Freeways in the Supermarket

Play Rush Hour

London Welcomes Carfull Drivers

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.

Limos, trucks, S.U.V.s, rush past me in a breeze. Passing by... without a nod, while here I stand playing God...'

'They had the idea to fix the roads by killing mass transits.'

Expect delays.

"He hit some bad email traffic on the way to work this morning."

No Parking.

"Why are these bloody trucks constantly stopping traffic???!"

Clark gets nailed.

Speed Limit.

Merge left...merge right...converge center....

"I'm pretty sure the cars are stopping because of the red light camera rather than your glare."

'And he wants to be a road block!'

White Helmets in a Traffic Jam

Andrew's own nose cuts him off just to spite his face.

Dinosaur SUV's

'High Five!'