Traffic Aficionado Pillows

"Can you slow down a bit?"

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

Man Painting Lines on the Road, as the Cars Drive Through.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Quality Control

Dog Crossing

Family traits.

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

'Warning! Signs damaged by careless drivers or vandals will NOT be replaced!'

Man with Stop Signs.

Play Rush Hour

London Welcomes Carfull Drivers

Freeways in the Supermarket

All-way stops.

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

"I'm gonna need some ID."

This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.

'They had the idea to fix the roads by killing mass transits.'

"Why are these bloody trucks constantly stopping traffic???!"

"He hit some bad email traffic on the way to work this morning."

Clark gets nailed.

Speed Limit.

'Surely you can't book me for laughing, officer'

Merge left...merge right...converge center....

"I'll let you off with a warning this time , Sir"

'My speed limit is bigger than yours.'

'High Five!'

White Helmets in a Traffic Jam

Andrew's own nose cuts him off just to spite his face.

"I'm pretty sure the cars are stopping because of the red light camera rather than your glare."