Traffic Jam Aficionado Pillows

Courtesy Highway Obstruction Corporation

This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.

Quality Control

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Dog Crossing

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Family traits.

Alabama Traffic Jam

'I'm going to be a little late.'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. II

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

Desert Island Roundabout

'Warning! Signs damaged by careless drivers or vandals will NOT be replaced!'

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

Freeways in the Supermarket

Screw Driver.

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

"Do you want me to empty the ashtray over your head now?"

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.