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This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.

Quality Control

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Dog Crossing

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Family traits.

Alabama Traffic Jam

'I'm going to be a little late.'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

Desert Island Roundabout

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. II

'Warning! Signs damaged by careless drivers or vandals will NOT be replaced!'

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

Screw Driver.

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

Clown on unicycle on highwire.

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.