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Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. II

Quality Control

Dog Crossing

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Paging for a Doctor

Family traits.

'It's a slow trap.'

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

It is always something whenever Grandmother watches little Louis.

'Warning! Signs damaged by careless drivers or vandals will NOT be replaced!'

"Too much caffeine for Mr. Hopper"

"I know we should stop them fighting, but there's something deeply satisfying about the whole situation..."

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

London Welcomes Carfull Drivers

Freeways in the Supermarket

'All present and accounted for.'

Early Morning at Billingsgate Fish Market

A rower surrounded by swarming insects

All-way stops.

'Before you decide where you'd like to live, look who's setting up shop in my living room.'

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

Snail Crossing.

What's in your back seat? Nothing. There's paper everywhere, and dirty clothes, and something that smells like a drunk threw up and then rolled around in it. That looks like ancient cheese. Introducing: The flaw. You haven't cleaned this since the '90s. Big whoop.

'Doc, I'm alway getting mixed signals.'

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.

Butterfly Auction

With the victim of the bar fight badly in need of blood, a quick-thinking doctor ran an IV line from the plasma screen TV.

Expect delays.

'They had the idea to fix the roads by killing mass transits.'

Clark gets nailed.