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'Happy Father's Day, Dad. You were always there for me, except for that close call on highway 16.'

Dog Crossing

Kardiff.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Yes, That Was The Exit

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Recalculating!

Family traits.

Id/Ego/Superego.

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

Filling up.

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

Distance to horizon varies.

"Left, right, left, then straight ahead."

"I know you hate being told what to do, but it's the GPS. That's its job."

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

Holiday Travel.

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Satellite Navigation for children - "How many more miles is it?"

A series of Exit signs.

'It's a slow trap.'

Traffic calming ahead.

'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.