Traffic Adventure Enthusiast Mugs

'Happy Father's Day, Dad. You were always there for me, except for that close call on highway 16.'

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Dog Crossing

Kardiff.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

Yes, That Was The Exit

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Recalculating!

Family traits.

Id/Ego/Superego.

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

Filling up.

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

"Left, right, left, then straight ahead."

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

"I know you hate being told what to do, but it's the GPS. That's its job."

Distance to horizon varies.

Scenes from a Vacation

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

Holiday Travel.

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

A series of Exit signs.

Satellite Navigation for children - "How many more miles is it?"

'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.'

'It's a slow trap.'

Traffic calming ahead.

Fast Lane. cars Like yours.