Traffic Aficionados Mugs

Huan way system

Quality Control

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Dog Crossing

Family traits.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

'Warning! Signs damaged by careless drivers or vandals will NOT be replaced!'

London Welcomes Carfull Drivers

Freeways in the Supermarket

Play Rush Hour

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

All-way stops.

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

Limos, trucks, S.U.V.s, rush past me in a breeze. Passing by... without a nod, while here I stand playing God...'

"I'm gonna need some ID."

This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.

"So that's unanimous Gentlemen. Seatbelts fitted on all our trains"

Expect delays.

'They had the idea to fix the roads by killing mass transits.'

I think I may have scratched your car Capt. McRae...

'Don't worry, Jerry, we have a car. I mean, what animal could keep up with a car?'

"Why are these bloody trucks constantly stopping traffic???!"

Clark gets nailed.

Speed Limit.

"He hit some bad email traffic on the way to work this morning."

Family using a mobile stairway to enter their SUV

Merge left...merge right...converge center....

Andrew's own nose cuts him off just to spite his face.

"They used to blow the ferry horn without warning. One time I made it to the dock before the boat did!"

Fun City Update

White Helmets in a Traffic Jam