Traffic Flow Enthusiasts Mugs

Limos, trucks, S.U.V.s, rush past me in a breeze. Passing by... without a nod, while here I stand playing God...'

Quality Control

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Dog Crossing

Family traits.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

'Warning! Signs damaged by careless drivers or vandals will NOT be replaced!'

London Welcomes Carfull Drivers

Freeways in the Supermarket

Play Rush Hour

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

All-way stops.

Pedestrian crossing signal - 'Ready when you are'.

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

"I just want to express more GO!"

This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

"Maybe we're taking the wrong approach to traffic data gathering..."

'Actually, the guy I was chasing got away. But thanks for pulling over - you're better than nothing.'

'They had the idea to fix the roads by killing mass transits.'

Expect delays.

Quality Control in the Traffic Light Department - "Red, Amber, Green.. Red Amber.. "

No Parking.

Speed Limit.

Clark gets nailed.

"He hit some bad email traffic on the way to work this morning."

'We're stuck - it's been amber for ages.'

"Why are these bloody trucks constantly stopping traffic???!"

Merge left...merge right...converge center....

'And he wants to be a road block!'

White Helmets in a Traffic Jam