Traffic Pattern Enthusiast Mugs

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Quality Control

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Dog Crossing

Family traits.

Cake Walk.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. II

'Warning! Signs damaged by careless drivers or vandals will NOT be replaced!'

Freeways in the Supermarket

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

London Welcomes Carfull Drivers

All-way stops.

"I'm gonna need some ID."

This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

Limos, trucks, S.U.V.s, rush past me in a breeze. Passing by... without a nod, while here I stand playing God...'

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

Expect delays.

'They had the idea to fix the roads by killing mass transits.'

"Why are these bloody trucks constantly stopping traffic???!"

"He hit some bad email traffic on the way to work this morning."

Clark gets nailed.

Speed Limit.

Merge left...merge right...converge center....

'High Five!'

"I'm pretty sure the cars are stopping because of the red light camera rather than your glare."

'And he wants to be a road block!'

White Helmets in a Traffic Jam

Andrew's own nose cuts him off just to spite his face.

Dinosaur SUV's

Fun City Update