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Quality Control

Dog Crossing

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Family traits.

Cake Walk.

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. II

'Warning! Signs damaged by careless drivers or vandals will NOT be replaced!'

London Welcomes Carfull Drivers

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

Freeways in the Supermarket

All-way stops.

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

'Doc, I'm alway getting mixed signals.'

This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.

"I'm gonna need some ID."

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

Limos, trucks, S.U.V.s, rush past me in a breeze. Passing by... without a nod, while here I stand playing God...'

Expect delays.

'They had the idea to fix the roads by killing mass transits.'

"Why are these bloody trucks constantly stopping traffic???!"

"He hit some bad email traffic on the way to work this morning."

Clark gets nailed.

Speed Limit.

Merge left...merge right...converge center....

White Helmets in a Traffic Jam

Andrew's own nose cuts him off just to spite his face.

Dinosaur SUV's

'And he wants to be a road block!'

'High Five!'

Fun City Update