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Limos, trucks, S.U.V.s, rush past me in a breeze. Passing by... without a nod, while here I stand playing God...'

Quality Control

Dog Crossing

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Family traits.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

'Warning! Signs damaged by careless drivers or vandals will NOT be replaced!'

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

London Welcomes Carfull Drivers

Play Rush Hour

Freeways in the Supermarket

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

All-way stops.

Pedestrian crossing signal - 'Ready when you are'.

"I just want to express more GO!"

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

'Doc, I'm alway getting mixed signals.'

This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

"Maybe we're taking the wrong approach to traffic data gathering..."

Expect delays.

'Actually, the guy I was chasing got away. But thanks for pulling over - you're better than nothing.'

'They had the idea to fix the roads by killing mass transits.'

Quality Control in the Traffic Light Department - "Red, Amber, Green.. Red Amber.. "

"Why are these bloody trucks constantly stopping traffic???!"

"He hit some bad email traffic on the way to work this morning."

No Parking.

Clark gets nailed.

Speed Limit.

'We're stuck - it's been amber for ages.'

Merge left...merge right...converge center....

White Helmets in a Traffic Jam