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Road chaos as new gas pipe is laid.

"They used to blow the ferry horn without warning. One time I made it to the dock before the boat did!"

Quality Control

Dog Crossing

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Family traits.

'It's a slow trap.'

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

'Warning! Signs damaged by careless drivers or vandals will NOT be replaced!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. II

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

London Welcomes Carfull Drivers

Freeways in the Supermarket

Play Rush Hour

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

All-way stops.

Snail Crossing.

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.

'They had the idea to fix the roads by killing mass transits.'

Expect delays.

Clark gets nailed.

"He hit some bad email traffic on the way to work this morning."

Speed Limit.

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

"Why are these bloody trucks constantly stopping traffic???!"

Bus: Rolling cans upstairs, old crocks downstairs.

Merge left...merge right...converge center....

Desert crawler sees cactus holding speed camera.

White Helmets in a Traffic Jam

'And he wants to be a road block!'

'Sorry for the inconvenience, sir. Our computer system is acting up.'